The Wedding Octopus

I have absolutely no interest in nationalism or weddings, therefore the National Wedding Show is the opposite of my natural habitat. However, the poster appears to involve some sort of bridal octopus (and we all know how I feel about cephalopods) so I am deeply conflicted.

National Wedding Show poster

National Wedding Show poster - bridal octopus

I am also now Googling octopus brides. Here’s the best wedding dress I have ever seen:

Octopus wedding dress

Octopus wedding dress

PS I am considering making every Monday an Octopus Monday on this blog.